Day 2: Me And My Huge Tomato

  Cardigan: Crave Maternity, Top: H&M, Belt: Nine West

Skirt: Crave Maternity, Boots: Nine West, 

Last week, the Pregnancy app I have told me that our gorgeous little sugarplum is 25cm: the size of a huge tomato. Yes, you read that right.

Uh? What? Have I been missing out on a new Triffid-breeding program of giant tomatoes? Because there's huge tomatoes and then there's freakishly bizarre 25cm huge tomatoes. So her-yuuuuuuuge that it's not in the tomato category at all. 

In fact, if you're going down that anything-can-be-the-size-of-a-tomato route then you may as well say that I am the size of a huge tomato.

{Insert hilarious but mean preggo-related comment...}

Or our house. Or the world. Or the galaxy. Or the universe. You get my point. Huge tomato? Pah!

Anyways. Back to the outfit in hand. Guy has been saying, with a rather saucy twinkle in his eye, that this is my Minnie-the-Minx costume. And speaking of hands: any outfit that gets me grabbed for smooching purposes throughout the day by my handsome husband is a big, fat winner in my book. The size of a huge tomato no less.

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